|Season 2, Episode 2|
|Written by||Sticks the Badger|
|Directed by||Sticks the Badger|
Reunion is the 2nd episode of Season 2 in The Last Of Us, and the 7th episode overall.
Mage throws a cookout at the Temple to mend the relationship between the Helix family and the Crystal Gems.
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
Jet: You want us to wha-?
Mage: Meet aunt Christa!
Ivory: What's a aunt?
Citrine: Mage, we'd rather not be affiliated her. Go outside and play with Clarissa.
Mage: But why?
Ivory: Captain's orders, dude. You gotta deal with it. (walks into her room)
Jet: Our lives are simply too complicated for her to comprehend.
Citrine: Mm, hmm.
Jet: You agree, don't you?
[Trans. Ext. Beach]
(Mage and Christa walk onto the beach.)
Christa: I've never seen this side of the beach before...
Mage: Yeah, it's pretty amazing. (leads her toward the Gems) Now, I'd like you to meet-
Citrine: We are the Crystal Gems! Citrine! (changes into casual-wear)
Ivory: Ivory! (changes into casual-wear)
Jet: And Jet!
(Citrine glares angrily at Jet.)
Jet (to Citrine): What? I'm not changing! This is simply a meet and greet!
Mage: Anyways, as you can tell, these are the Crystal Gems. They protect the earth from dangerous stuff like corrupt Gems.
Christa: I see.
Ivory: Let's eat!
(Ivory lifts a burger off the table and takes a huge bite.)
Ivory: (still chewing) You people are so...culinary! (takes another bite)
Christa: Thank you...?
Jet: Well, I'll be leaving. Enjoy the rest of your meal, Mage.
(Jet begins to leave, but Citrine grabs his shirt.)
Citrine: Excuse us, but we need to have a word in private. (walks away with Jet)
Christa: Yeah, alright.
Ivory: (still chewing) So, you got a job?
Christa: Why, yes, I do. I'm a journalist for the New York Times.
Ivory: Interesting... (takes another giant bite) I'm unemployed, at the moment.
(Citrine and Jet return, and take a seat at the table.)
Mage: Hey, guys, did you know auntie Christa works for a newspaper?
Christa: It's fun. I have to say, the wages are astounding!
Citrine: That's nice. (drinks a soda)
Jet: Well, thanks to our little heated discussion-
Citrine (whispering): Jet, be quiet.
Jet: Before I was rudely interrupted, I learned that humanity is deserving of some appreciation. Therefore, here's a dollar for your time. (summons a dollar from his gem and hands it to Christa)
Christa (shocked): Thank you... It's Jet, right?
Jet: Yes. Now, scram.