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TAKE ME OUT OF THE OVEN BECAUSE I'M DONE!

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Pilot
Season 1, Episode 1
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Written by: Artsy Outcast
Storyboarded by: Artsy Outcast
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Pilot is the first episode of the first season of Breaking Down.

Synopsis[]

Jacinth and 20 others become roomates in a mansion on Radia, but something goes horribly wrong.

Plot[]

Welcome to Radia! A mysterious clone of Earth which is cloned by gems and other sentient species'. In the news of Morio City, there's been a serial killer, there's rumors that there's 4 of them dressed up in the same costume, a black jumpsuit with a crimson visor. On 172-01 Cabo Road, there's a mansion consisting of 21 gems, these are their stories.

One day, at 7:18 PM, a orange gem named Jacinth, was researching the four serial killers, and witnessed one of the deaths of a popular celebrity on Radia, his name is Lodestone, it was traumatizing to witness, his gem shattered into millions of pieces with one slice of a knife, it was a very sad expirence since Jacinth was a close friend of his. Today, February 12th, 2016, Jacinth has moved to a house with some of her roomates and boyfriend, Cobalt. Today is the day new relationships start, friendships shatter and enemies are found.

Jacinth slowly walks out of the cab, with many luggages, she inhales sharply and sighs at the huge mansion that she has to share, sharing is difficult for Jacinth so she's somewhat depressed.

Jacinth: Whelp, I guess I found my hell.

Jacinth slowly summons her war fan, goes to the door and breaks the glass covering the door and walks inside. She finds a bedroom and unpacks her stuff.

Jacinth: Tacky decor, not surprising.

Jacinth places her luggages on the end table next to the bed, it has floral patterened blankets and pillows. She hears the door creak open and sees a rainbow gem.

???: Is this the place? Jacinth?

Jacinth: Yes, Bismuth!

Jacinth kisses Bismuth on the cheek as a sign of platonic love.

Bismuth: Okay, so where do I put my stuff?

Jacinth: Any room but 2-D, that's my room.

Bismuth: Ah, alrighty!

Bismuth walks up to the third floor, and puts her suitcases in her room, 3-A, it's decorated with monochrome furniture and a white wallpaper.

Bismuth: Wow this room's color scheme is the opposite of me.

Bismuth grunts and walks out of her room. She goes down to the first floor only to find Jacinth watching a famous movie called "Mean Gems".

Bismuth: Spoiler, Kashmirine gets run over by a bu---

Jacinth: I've watched this movie thousands of times, I know what happens.

Bismuth: Dammit.

Jacinth: I know.

The door is slightly opening, and starting to break off it's hinges, a purple gem has walked through the door.

Bismuth: Who dat who dat?

???: C-Y-B-E-L-E-N-E!

Bismuth and Jacinth: Oh, hey Cybe.

Cybelene: Hey!

Cybelene walks up the stairs to the second floor, and puts her luggages by the door of 2-A. She then goes downstairs and watches "Mean Gems" with Jacinth and Bismuth. When she sits down on the couch, she takes off her long-sleeve fur coat and puts it on the spruce wood floors.

Cybelene: So is it just us?

Jacinth: Nope, there's a lot more, I saved up a ton of my money to buy this house for a reason! Even though we need a key, and to fix a door.

Cybelene: How did you save up this much?

Jacinth: Well, I worked at St. Marquise Cafe as a temporary cashier, it took two years to save up for house money and some extra to buy food and other things.

Cybelene: Oh yeah I remember, I saw you once when I got coffee there.

Bismuth: St. Marquise Cafe? Isn't that place really expensive?

Jacinth: Why do you think I got the job there? Oh, and along with my job there, I was also a dancer and an actress for many plays at small theaters.

Jacinth's phone rings. She picks it up to find that Sangre Chrysocolla is calling. After a little chatting, she hangs up.

Jacinth: Sangre is arriving soon.

Bismuth: TURN UP!

Bismuth starts dancing.

Jacinth: What the fuck?

Bismuth: Didn't you hear? Me and Sangre are dating!

Jacinth: WAIT WHAT?

Cybelene: You're gonna break up in weeks, just like they all do.

Bismuth glares at Cybelene. She then says the following to Jacinth.

Bismuth: Yep, we're officially dating!

The door creeks open once again, Sangre walks in with some lattes from St. Marquise Cafe.

Bismuth: HI SANGRE!

Sangre: Hey Bis!

Sangre puts the lattes down on the table, she is then hugged by Bismuth.

Bismuth: Do you wanna be roomies? My room is 3-A, it has a double bed.

Sangre: Sure!

Bismuth: Alrighty!

Bismuth and Sangre walk up to the third floor, and go into room 3-A, Bismuth kindly helps Sangre with her luggages like a gentlewoman.

Sangre: Awh, thank you!

Bismuth: No problem!

The two walk downstairs and see that the channel has changed, Jacinth made everyone stop watching "Mean Gems".

Sangre: COME ON! I WANTED TO SEE IF KASHMIRINE FINALLY GOT WHAT SHE DERSERVED! OR IF ALUMINUM CHRYSOCOLLA BECAME THE PERSON SHE ORIGINALLY WA---

Jacinth: Stop yelling.

Sangre: EXCUSE ME????

Bismuth: Jacinth, you're making Sangre get crazy.

Jacinth: You mean, get "crazier".

Bismuth: Jacinth, sto----

Sangre: SHUT UP YOU CUNT!

Jacinth slaps Sangre in the face.

Jacinth: Serves you right, unstable forced fusion scum.

Bismuth and Cybelene gasp in a shocking manner. Jacinth walks up to her bedroom, strutting with confidence up the stairs, Sangre starts boiling up with rage. She controls herself, though.

Sangre: B-bitch.....

Bismuth: Sangre, it's alright, Jacinth is just a bitch with no future!

Jacinth: I HEARD THAT BITCH!

Bismuth grunts.

Bismuth: Anyways, Sangre, don't waste your breath on that skank.

Jacinth: I HEARD THAT TO---

Bismuth: I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB IF YOU DON'T KEEP QUIET!

Jacinth whimpers in fear.

Sangre: Your right, she's worthless.

Cybelene hums to the beat of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga, while texting the whole conversation to Jacinth, when Jacinth gets the text, an angry screech can be heard from upstairs.

Cybelene: Oopsie! I accidentally told Jacinth something!

Sangre: Son of a f---

Jacinth runs down to the first floor, and pulls Sangre's hair, 6 strands fall out.

Jacinth: Oh it's not a weave.

Sangre: YOU BITCH! I'LL SHATTER YOUR GEM INTO PIECES!

Jacinth: OH MY IT'S THE MURDERER OF LODESTONE!

Sangre: WHAT? I DID NOT MURDER LODESTONE.

Bismuth: Are we really discussing this right now.

Sangre and Jacinth: YES.

Sangre: LISTEN FANTA, I WOULDN'T MURDER LODESTONE, ESPECIALLY SINCE I WAS HIS MANAGER. ME AND HIM GO WAY BACK.

Jacinth: Then why did you just threaten to shatter me?

Sangre: BECAUSE I'M PISSED AT YOU!

Jacinth stares.

Jacinth: Alright, I got my eye on you, Sangre.

Sangre rolls her eyes. The four gems hear the door open, a blue gem walks through the door with another gem that is white.

???: Hey guys!

Bismuth: Hey Clinoclase! And it seems you brought Oxalate too.

Oxalate: 'Ey.

Clino: Yeah. Anyways, me and Oxa are gonna find a room to put our stuff in.

Oxa puts his hands in his pockets, and walks with Clino down the hall, they choose room 1-C. They walk back to the living room, holding hands, they find a bunch of more gems, the 21 gems have all arrived. A ocean-blue gem, with a hyacinth blue vest on walks towards Clino and Oxa.

???: What's up?

Oxa: 'Ey Aba.

Clino: Hey shorty!

Abalone: Don't call me that please.

Abalone makes a face reminiscent of a "bitch face", and walks away from Oxa and Clino.

Clino: Ratchet.

Oxa: Rude.

Abalone walks towards Jacinth and Cybelene, they see Jacinth with a tall, muscular gem with his hair to the side.

Abalone: Who's this?

???: The name's Cobalt.

Abalone hands Cobalt a piece of paper with their phone number on it.

Abalone: Call me, sweetie.

Cobalt crumbles the piece of paper, blushes and throws it away. Jacinth is getting highly furious with Abalone for doing what they did. Jacinth then leaves Cobalt by himself, and finds two gems, one is aqua blue, the other is royal blue.

??? + ???: Hey Jacin---

Jacinth: Oh it's you two, Mass Aqua, the most fake Aquamarine I've seen, and Maxixe, the bitch who had a love affair with Cobalt, you two disgust me.

Mass Aqua: Excuse me, but you're being very rude.

Maxixe: Yeah.

Maxixe and Mass Aqua walk away from Jacinth. They walk to a pacific-blue gem and a gray gem.

???: Hi Maxixe!

Maxixie: Hey Greywacke.

???: Hey you two!

Mass Aqua: Hi PO!

Maxixe: Hey Pacific.

Pacific Opal: So, how's your life been?

Maxixe: Well, me and MA have been insulted by Jacinth a couple of seconds ago.

Pacific Opal: She's such a bitch, right?

Mass Aqua: Yep.

Maxixe: Pretty much.

Greywacke walks over to the kitchen to get something to drink, he finds a gem with long hair and a hourglass figure.

Greywacke: Ooh, lemme get a piece of that ass.

Hauyne: Keep it in your pants, pervert.

Greywacke: Teehee.

Hauyne walks away from Greywacke in disgust, Greywacke grabs her ass, Hauyne then slaps Greywacke in the face.

Hauyne: CAN YOU NOT YOU DISGUSTING PRICK?

Hauyne kicks Greywacke in the crotch, Greywacke squeels in pain. She then walks away. Hauyne finds a pale gem that she's known for most of her life.

Hauyne: Oh thank GOD you're here.

Iceland Spar: Hey Haunye!

Iceland Spar and Hauyne hug in a friendly manner.

Iceland Spar: So, how are you?

Hauyne: I was groaped by Greywacke.

Iceland Spar: He's disgusting.

Hauyne: I know right.

Iceland Spar: Want me to confront him?

Hauyne: Yes please. He considers me as an object so I really can't do anything. I already slapped him in the face, but he never changes.

Iceland Spar goes in the kitchen, and finds Greywacke. Hauyne watches from ouside the kitchen.

Iceland Spar: What the fuck did you do to Hauyne?

Greywacke: I grabbed her ass.

iceland Spar punches Greywacke in the chest, and kicks his crotch. Greywacke collapses in pain.

Iceland Spar: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN, WOAH WOAH WOAH!

Iceland Spar walks away, so does Hauyne.

Hauyne: HOLY FUCK ICY!

Iceland Spar: You're welcome.

Hauyne glomps Iceland Spar. Pacific Opal sees the two hugging.

Pacific Opal: WAIT YOU TWO ARE DATING?

Hauyne and Iceland Spar: NO!

Pacific Opal: Sure~

Pacific Opal winks at the two. Hauyne rolls her eyes, so does Iceland Spar. Pacific Opal walks to Greywacke, and shreiks.

Pacific Opal: OH MY GOD HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!

Everybody ignores Pacific Opal's loud screech. She then walks around, and sees Barium Feldspar, a person who she has lived with her whole entire life.

Pacific: BARIUM!

Barium Feldspar: PACIFIC!

The two hug.

Barium: SO YOU'RE LIVING HERE TOO?

Hauyne walks up to the two.

Hauyne: Are you two datin---

Pacific: HAUYNE I SWEAR TO GOD.

Hauyne giggles and runs.

Pacific: That was my friend, Hauyne.

Barium: Ah.

Pacific hears Greywacke's voice from the kitchen.

Pacific: Sorry, I have to go.

Pacific runs to the kitchen, and finds Greywacke, struggiling to get up. She helps him up.

Pacific: WHAT HAPPENED?

Greywacke: N-nothing, you don't have t-to worry about me.

Pacific: Alright.

Greywacke goes towards a tan and blue gem, Tempest Stone.

Tempest Stone: Oh god it's you.

Greywacke: Wha-----

Tempest Stone: HEY WE HAVE A SEXUAL ASSAULTER OVER HERE!

The whole room goes silent, and stares at Greywacke, Pacific's heart breaks. Mass Aqua and Maxixe aren't surprised. Clino yells out the following:

Clino: YOU DISGUST ME, PERVERT!

She then runs towards Greywacke, and slaps his face. Greywacke screams.

Greywacke: Please stop.

Clino: Sorry...

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Jacinth and Cobalt are in their room, they're making out very loudly, the door opens.

Jacinth: You're such a great kisse-----

Jacinth stares at the person in the doorway, mortified. She sees the blade the mysterious figure is holding glimmer.

Jacinth: RUN!

Cobalt and Jacinth slowly runs away from the figure. But Jacinth is too slow. The figure grabs Jacinth by a lock of her long hair, the figure gets elbowed in the abdomen by Jacinth. She runs away, safe and sound, so does Cobalt, the two run down stairs, scared and mortified of what they just witnessed.

Jacinth: LISTEN UP EVERY *exhales* BODY!

The whole room goes silent.

Jacinth: THE *breathes* MURDERER *breathes* OF LODE *breathes* STONE IS IN THE *breathes* HOUSE!

Clino: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

Jacinth blushes.

Jacinth: Well, me and C-colbat where getting it on up in our room, we saw the door open, and then I found out, by a very strong glare and a shimmer of a knife, it was Lodestone's murderer.

The Moon Duo, Blue Moon Diamond and Blue Moon Quartz, glare at Jacinth.

Blue Moon Quartz: When you're sexually stimulated, your mind gets crazy.

Blue Moon Diamond: Yeah.

Jacinth: BUT STILL! HE'S UPSTAIRS!

Blue Moon Quartz: fine, then I'll go upstairs to see.

Blue Moon Quartz goes upstairs, and sees the hallways where Cobalt and Jacinth's room is, she sees nobody.

Blue Moon Quartz: Yep, nobod----

Blue Moon Quartz is knocked unconscious, and is thrown downstairs, her gem cracks. Jacinth glares at Blue Moon Quartz, and screams so loud the china closet breaks.

Jacinth: OH MY GOD HE'S STILL THERE, WE NEED TO HELP BLUE MOON QUARTZ!

Blue Moon Quartz: It's too late f-for me...

Blue Moon Quartz glitches and deforms.

Blue Moon Quartz: Just leave me here to die.

Jacinth sheds a single tear.

Jacinth: Blue Moon Quartz, you'll be missed.

A blue gem walks in the door.

Blue Denim Stone: What'd I mis---

Blue Denim Stone glances at Blue Moon Quartz.

Blue Denim Stone: OH MY GOD

Blue Moon Quartz starts to shapeshift her finger into a blade, and shatters her own gem.

The Whole Room: OH MY GOD THIS IS TRAUMATIZING!

The whole room yells and screeches.

Jacinth, Cobalt, Bismuth and Cybelene: SHE'S FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT!

Blue Moon Diamond: SHE CAN'T DIE, THIS IS MADNESS HOLY FUCK!

Tempest Stone: R.I.P. in piss.

Blue Denim Stone: WHAT THE HELL HOW DID SHE DIE?

Greywacke, Pacific Opal, Barium Feldspar, iceland Spar, Hauyne: THIS IS A TRAGEDY!

Blue Moon Diamond breaks down crying.

Blue Moon Diamond: BLUE DENIM STONE, YOU'RE THE KILLER!

Blue Denim Stone: WHAT?? NO I'M NO----

The lights go off, and turn back on, Blue Moon Diamond sees that Blue Denim Stone's shards are on the floor, BDM screams in agonizing terror and fear.

Blue Moon Diamond: HE'S DEAD.

Blue Moon Diamond breaks down crying.

BDM: THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH. WHO IS KILLING THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE?

The whole house yells and screams again.

Jacinth: I must stop the killer.


To Be Continued.

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