pearl: JASPER AND PERIDOT??!!!
calim: JASPER! I know that idiot would come back!
lapis: but nothing explain peridot!
calim: well...peridot is our fault..
calim: yes we found her in regeneration form and put in burning room...
amethyst: hey guys what we will make with pot of gold?
*something explodes outside*
*everyone go check*
green berryl: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
calim; its... *looks at head and nose* A FUSION OF PERIDOT WITH JASPER!
garnet: OH NO
green berryl: *summons a helmet who throws marble robot grenade*
pearl: QUICKLY! TO THE WARP PAD!
*everyone runs to the gem battlefield warp pad*
green berryl: THEY ENTER IN THE TEMPLE! THE TEMPLE IS UNDESTRUTIBLE!
green berryl: *unfuses*
peridot: I have a ideia... *come closer to jasper and hits own gem*
jasper: we are inside a marble robot?
peridot: yes! *run to the warp pad*
steven: the gem battlefield?
*"marble robot" teleports*
*everyone summons weapon*
amethyst: wait is just one of the ball guys...
jasper: *summons helmet and jumps at garnet*
garnet: ARGH! *try to blocks and break vizor*
garnet: *summons another vizor*
jasper: *run at garnet*
peridot: JASPER PICK IT! *picks gem destabilizer and throw at jasper*
jasper: *picks it* *try to damage garnet but steven blocks*
pearl and amethyst: STEVEN!
steven: I-IM OKAAA-AYYY
peridot: they are too powerfull! I will teleport! gbye!
peridot: *tries to teleport*
amethyst: YOU WILL NOT GO! *picks peridot with whip and dont make her teleport*
amethyst: *use whip to make jasper immobile*
peridot: *hits gem in jasper's arm*
*some type of ball appear around jasper and peridot, making them dessapear*
amethyst: OH CMON! THEY TELEPORTED!
garnet: *tries to punch jasper and accidentally hits a strawberry*
lapis: *eating chocolate* I heard a dog?
*some red electricity appear*
???: WOOF! WUF!
garnet: ITS AN ENEMY!
calim: WAIT GARNET!
*the ??? appear*
pity: woof wof! *shows red electricity*
calim: PITY! *picks pity*
pity: *licks calim*
steven: is this calim's dog?
calim: I will tell to you the story now...
lapis: story timeee... duh *swim in chocolate*
calim: In the war who happened in this battlefield, one of peridot's robots was "defective" and had a dog form.
calim: because of this, the other robonoids ignore him. but he was not bad like the other, he really behaves like a dog. He licked me and ignored peridot's commands, we becoe best friends!
calim: but peridot almost killed him! but I protected him but...he dessapeared. but now we are here together!
pearl: do you think this war will happen again? wha happened 3 seconds ago...
lapis: this was more to Invasion insteand of War.
*everyone go back to the temple
steven: soo..him has your Gem?
*rose appears from the room*
rose: did I missed something
rose: hi dear.
*another random sound comes from outisde*
*they go check*
jasper: hi sweetie!
lapis and calim: shut up.
jasper: soo...liked the new robots that peridot give to me? well.. I will destroy everything that you love RIGHT NOW!
pity: woof! woof! *run to jasper*
pity: *bites robot eating one part of him*
jasper: ABOOMINATION! *smashes pity*
pity: ..*falling and breaking into pieces* woof..wuff... *breaks into pieces* ...
jasper: starting by the random dog MUAHAHAHA
calim: *picks lapis hand*
lapis: *blushes* uh..
calim: *start dances with lapis*
jasper: oh are you trying to make me jealous?
calim: NOT JUST THAT!
jasper: what you can make? dance with lapis? pfft...I dont have something to love to you destroy...and you will dont have couarage to destroy what I love *looks at lapis*
lapis: *T-T face*
*lapis and calim fuses*
jasper: ohhhh? this is shooooo scary omg what I did to you? *smashes pity's pieces* MUAHAHAH
azurite: YOU JUST MADE THE MOST WRONG ERROR OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! *summons water arms and destroy the another robots*
jasper: what...huh?! well I can make this *transform the robot into a submarine*
azurite: *summons an water arm behind jasper* AND BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU WILL BE MY PRISIONER *the arm transform into a water chain and the chains go to the chest of the robot* FOREVER!
jasper: wait?! *another arms get summoned* NO *the arms transform into chains and slowly drag jasper's submarine to the depth of the beach, going to the ocean* NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*the chains sucefully make jasper's submarine in the depth of the ocean forever*
calim: *run to pity's pieces* *is about to cry*
lapis: *sit in side of calim* dont worry, we will find a way to repair pity *bubble up pity pieces* ok?
calim: *sigh* ok...*gets a bit happy*