"Out From the Kindergarten, Here I Roar" is the 1st episode of Homeworld Shenanigans.
|Out From the Kindergarten, Here I Roar!|
|Season 1A, Episode 1|
|Jeremejevite is formed in the Kindergarten and goes on her first mission.|
|Written by:||SnowCreamImplosive, Uglyfish63, Wikia-Critic|
The Big Cheese (HS)
Written By: Uglyfish63, Wikia-Critic, SnowCreamImplosive
Directed By: SnowCreamImplosive
Jeremejevite is formed in the Kindergarten and goes on her first mission.
The episode starts with Jeremejevite being formed in the Kindergarten on Earth and waking up for the first time. Peridot notices that Jeremejevite has woken up and explains that she is a Homeworld gem named Jeremejevite. Jeremejevite is then knocked out and brought to her room.
She is amazed by all of the gadgets and technology in her room, and immediately starts interacting with it. She then discovers that the wifi at Homeworld is mediocre, and then expresses her feelings by singing Fireworks by Katy Perry. Jasper then opens Jeremejevite's door and tells her to stop singing, leaving after.
Later, Pyrite enters Jeremejevite's room, and tells her that she is required for a mission. Jeremejevite leaves with Pyrite and they meet up with Peridot, Jasper and Painite. Jeremejevite equips a uniform and collects "equipment" for the mission (which was actually a "cute" rock). Pyrite gradually gets more and more annoyed with Jeremejevite, and insults her. She then promotes her.
Jasper is confused by this, and Peridot explains this by stating that the mission was to see who was willing to participate. At first, Painite thought that she was the one getting promoted, but after realising Jeremjevite was being promoted instead, she runs off, crying. Jasper asks Peridot why she didn't tell her the actual objective of the mission, and Peridot says that Jasper is a clod, angering her.
Jasper ends the episode by breaking the fourth wall and stating that Jeremejevite's training will begin in the next episode.
- Earth Kindergarten
- Abandoned Gadgets Room
- Gem Warship
- Gem Warship
- iGem 8.0
- Computer "Complex Steel"
- The title is the longest of all episodes in Season 1.
- Painite is Subject #108, while Jeremejevite is Subject #109.
My name is Jeremejevite. I'm a proud Homeworld Gem and I love being one. I get to hang out with Milky Way, Justin Bieber, and Salty Gal. Us Homeworld Gems worship Banana Gem, Coconut Gem, and Blueberry Gem. They're Diamonds, but they look like fruits.
[Jeremejevite wakes up in the Kindergarten]
Jeremejevite: ...woah. What is this place?
Peridot: Ah. Subject #109 has woken up. Come with us, Jeremejevite. You're a Homeworld Gem, now.
Jeremejevite: What's a Jeremejevite?
Peridot: That's you.
Jeremejevite: Me? Yay!
Halite: Oh, just take her to the ship already.
Peridot: Let's go.
[Halite summons her falchion and smacks her on the side of her face, and she gets knocked out..]
[Jeremejevite wakes up in a large room filled with various devices and technology]
I woke up to find myself with a bunch of cool gadgets and gizmos! I started playing with one. It's so cool! It's a piece of complex steel. I could play with it 24/7!
Jeremejevite: Where am I, though? Is this place a trap or a magnet? Oh well.
Jeremejevite: Ermaguh, an iGem 8.0!
Jeremejevite: Access YouPipe.
[a loading screen is displayed]
Jeremejevite: ACCESS YOUPIPE!
Jeremejevite: WOW ,THE WIFI HERE IS TERRIBLE!
Jeremejevite: *starts singing* DO YOU EVER FEEL
Jeremejevite: LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
Jeremejevite: FLOWING THROUGH THE WIND
Jeremejevite: WANTING TO START AGAIN
Jeremejevite: DO YOU EVER FEEL
Jeremejevite: FEEL SO PAPER THIN
Jeremejevite: LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS
Jeremejevite: ONE BLOW FROM CAVING IN-
Jasper: *opens door* SHUT UP! *slams it closed*
Jeremejevite: That's MEAN. I CAN SING ABOUT MY FEELINGS IF I WANT TO. *goes back on the computer*
Pyrite: *opens door* Jeremejevite, follow me, please.
Jeremejevite: W-who are you! I'm not following! STRANGER DANGER!
Pyrite: I'm a Homeworld Gem, like you. Now...
Pyrite: FOLLOW US OR YOU'RE DEAD SPACE ROCK!
Jeremejevite: F-fine. I'll go with you. Just please don't kill me.
So I followed Pyrite to some weird place. I wasn't sure where, but it looked cool. Point is, I was ready for adventures!
Pyrite: Okay, here we are. Now, change into a Homeworld uniform.
Jeremejevite: Where are they? *puts on a Homeworld uniform*
Pyrite: Um, you're wearing one.
Jeremejevite: Really? I SHOULD BURN IT! *falls into a volcano full of gems* OH MY- THIS IS SO COOL!
Pyrite: Erm, thats where the mission takes place. *facepalms*
Jeremejevite: Oh. *randomly gets whatever the mission requires her to get*
Pyrite: *sighs* I NEVER EVEN ANNOUNCED THE MISSION! AND WHAT YOU GOT WAS A ROCK!
Jeremejevite: It's a CUTE rock!
Pyrite: I don't care- *sees the rock* Oh. You're right. BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'RE ON THIN ICE! *sighs and whispers* "This is going nowhere..."
Jeremejevite: Aww, please sir. Give me one more chance!
Pyrite: You know what? Fine. The mission is for you to LEARN HOW TO DO A MISSION, not for you to mess around and finally get the objective! It would've also been a nice learning experience for you, and we can see what you can do. Considering what you did, you're practically useless. SO YOU'RE PROMOTED!
Jeremjevite: *lip trembling and about to cry* WAAAA- Really?
Jasper: Wait, WHAT?
Peridot: The actual objective is to see if someone was willing to try. Subject #109, you have completed the mission.
Painite: You mean me, Peridot? YAY! SUBJECT #108 WINS!
Peridot: I didn't mean YOU, clod! I said Subject #109!
Painite: I'M EVACUATING TO EARTH NOW! BYE, CLOD #2! *runs away, crying*
Jasper: Why didn't you tell me about the actual objective? I mean, REALLY? You're playing that?
Peridot: Because you suck. I didn't even want to be related to you, clod.
Jasper: WHY YOU LITTLE-!?
Painite: *on a rocket* Oh, they'll see my true wrath. One day when I get rid of those ungrateful brats...
Jasper: Ugh, whatever. We'll see what you're made of, Jeremejevite. After we return from Homeworld, you will have immediate training. As in, the next episode.
Jeremejevite: Don't break the fourth wall please! And clearly, I'm made up of elements!