|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Written by||Sticks the Badger|
|Directed by||Sticks the Badger|
Interstellar is the 5th episode of Season 1 in The Last Of Us, and the 5th episode overall.
Mage urges Ivory and Jet to fuse.
[Open Ext. Beach]
(Ivory and Jet play checkers on the beach. Mage, sitting on a life guard chair, pelts them with water balloons if they lose. Ivory concentrates on her next move.)
Ivory: (takes one of Jet's pieces) Ha! Take that!
Jet: Wow, Ivory. I'm impressed. (gets pelted by a water balloon)
Mage: Now it's your move, Jet.
Jet: Are the water balloons really necessary?
Mage: Yeah, this way the moves really matter.
Jet: But it's checkers! Every single move matters.
Ivory: (twirling hair) Sounds like somebody's being a sore loser.
Jet: (holding anger) I'm not a sore loser. (defeats Ivory in one move) Because I just won the game!
Ivory: Wha-? Here it comes! (holds arms out, Mage pelts her with water balloons) Ah, feels good to lose.
Jet: Ahem, I certainly hope that's not the same attitude you have during battle.
Ivory: Ugh, you're no fun anymore. This is why we never form Jade.
Jet: We don't form Jade because you're difficult and a mess.
Ivory: We don't form Jade because you're uptight and-
Mage: (jumps in between them) Guys! Guys! What is Jade?
Ivory: Oh it's the two of us, mashed together.
Ivory: (scoffs) Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed" together?
(Ivory and Mage look clueless)
Jet: (sighs) When we synchronize our forms we can combine into a powerful fusion Gem named Jade.
Mage: Wow, that's so cool! But tell me more about Jade!
Ivory: Well, Mage, he's an ultra powerful, stone cold Betty. That part's me. And he's, like, kinda tall. (whispers) That part's Jet.
Jet: What Ivory is attempting to say is, Jade is an amalgam of our combined magical and physical attributes fused into a single entity.
Mage: Can you do it right now? Form Jade!
Jet: We only form Jade when it's absolutely necessary.
(Light emits from the Beach House.)
Mage: Citrine's back!
[Trans. Int. Beach House] (The Gems enter house to greet Citrine.)
Mage: Ooh! Ooh! Did you get me anything?
(Citrine presents a rock)
Mage: Whoa, a rock! Thanks!
Jet: So, was your mission a success?
Citrine: I've located the Geode beetles of Heaven and Earth. You two, however, need to make an inspection of the Galaxy Warp.
Ivory: Well I'm going with not Jet.
(Mage is biting the rock.)
Jet: Well, that's perfect. Because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.
Mage: Is her talking about me?
Citrine: You three go together, I go alone.
Ivory/Jet: What? Why?
Citrine: The Earth Beetle's at the bottom of the boiling lava-lake, and only I can swim in lava. You'll find a functional Warp Pad at the top of the Lunar Sea Spire. It's safer.
Ivory: You mean boring-er.
Jet: You mean more boring.
Ivory: So you agree with me.
Jet: Ugh! Come on you two, lets go.
(They walk towards the warp.)
Citrine: Mage, be sure to keep the harmony.
Mage: No problem. (gets on warp) Today's going to be all about har-mon
(The Gems warp.)
[Trans. Ext. Lunar Sea Spire]
Mage: -ny! (falls) Woah...
Ivory: This was once a gathering place for Gems.
Mage: So, when you fuse, do you turn into a giant, giant woman, or just a regular-sized, giant woman?
Jet: Male, Mage.
Mage: Does one of you control the right arm and the other control the left arm?
Ivory: Come on, Mage.
(Ivory and Jet walk away.)
Mage: Wait, these are extremely important questions! (catches up)
Mage: Phew, there sure are a lot of stairs, how about you form Jade and give me a piggy back ride?
[Trans. Top of Spire]
Jet: Ah, the warp.
Ivory: (panting) Finally!
Jet: Oh, nevermind... It's damaged.
Mage: Can't I fix it?
Jet: Oh, yes!
Ivory: Go for it.
(Mage stomps on his foot, and wipes a tear on the Warp Pad.)
Ivory: Thank you, Mage! (tightly hugs Mage)
Mage (strained): No problem.
(The Gems warp.)
[Trans. Galaxy Warp]
Ivory: (checks warp) Inactive.
Mage: (checks warp) Inactive.
Jet: (checks warp) Inactive...
Ivory: Do we have to check all of them? They're all still inactive, like always.
Jet: We need to make sure.
Mage: I've never seen so many warps before! Where do all these Warp Pads go, anyway?
Jet: Well, these warp pads were used to travel off-planet. They were our connection to the Gem Homeworld and to Gem-controlled planets all over the universe.
Mage: (gasps) You mean we could go anywhere we want in outer space?
Ivory: (scratches butt) Yeah... We could do that if they weren't all busted.
Jet: It's true. The Galaxy Warps have all been inactive for thousands of years. I'll always have my memories of other worlds. But now I'm here. On Earth... forever.
Mage: With me!
Jet: Right. With you. It really is incredible out there, though. I wish you could see it.
Ivory: Um, you guys! I think this one works!
(Jet and Mage walk over.)
Ivory: See? No cracks. That's new.
Jet: (gasps, grabs Ivory, and jumps off-screen)
(A large Gem suddenly appears, summoning a scythe and destroying the Warp Pad.)
Mage: Are you... Jade?
Jade: In the flesh.