Hard Forms
Season 1, Episode 2
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Air date July 6th, 2015
Written by SapphireTheCrystalGem
Directed by SapphireTheCrystalGem
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What Are Gems? A Silver Colored Ore
"Hard Forms" is the 2nd episode of season 1 of That One Weird Series. It's the 2nd episode overall.


While Gold is on a mission, Bronze secretly teaches the team to unlock their hard forms.


JULY 5TH, 2065

It's the day after the 4th of July and Bronze, Iron, and Silver are lying around on the floor. A party had wrecked the place. Bronze then sat up groggily. He crawls over to Iron and Silver and nudges them. Iron wakes up looking tired.

Iron: Coffee Machine, make me coffee!

The flying brown machine flies over to Iron and gives him a cup of coffee. Iron grabs the coffee and drinks a sip and immediately looks wide awake. Bronze has a sip too and is wide awake also. Bronze nudges Silver again as she hits Bronze in the face as she sits up.

Bronze: Ouch.

Silver: Hehe, sorry. Reflex. Hey, where's Gold?

Iron: Probably on a mission.

Bronze: Hmm. Wanna do something fun while she's gone? She's so uptight...

Silver: Sure.

Iron: Wait. What if she finds out?

Bronze: Trust me, she won't.

Silver: Well what do you want to do?

Bronze: .............Maybe we could practice going into our hard forms?

Silver: What are hard forms?

Iron: When an ore can be in multiple places at one time, and if they dance they can fuse into a more powerful gem.

Bronze: How do you know that?

Iron: You and Gold are always talking about it.

Silver: Okay, let's do it! Teach us Bronze!

Bronze: Ok. So, first, you gotta think about a different, more powerful version of yourself. Then you think and focus on that thought and clear your mind. Then you just...shake it out.

Iron looks stressed.

Bronze: No, no, you gotta be calm. Don't force yourself.

Iron sighs and looks at Silver and gasps. Silver begins to glow as she gets taller.

Bronze: Congratulations Silver! You unlocked your hard form!

Silver twirls around and leaps.

Silver: Hehe, this is fun!

Iron then grows taller as well.

Iron: You're right! This is great!

Bronze goes into her hard form as well as Gold walks in. Silver and Iron are so shocked, they leave their hard forms. Bronze doesn't notice and just smiles until she turns and sees Gold.

Gold: What's going on here?

Bronze: Okay, Gold, lo-

Gold: No. You know how I feel about hard forms!

Iron: Why do you hate it so much?

Gold: Fusion has bad memories for me!

Silver: Why does everything have to be cancelled because of your memories!

Gold: I'm sorry about what happened in my past! It's not my fault.

Bronze: Just let it go!

Gold began to cry as she sat down. She cries for a few minutes then wipes her tears.

Gold: Look. My past has some dark memories.....but you're right. I should let it go.

Gold goes into her hard form.

Gold: Bronze, let's fuse.

Bronze: Wha?

Gold: We haven't done it in a while.

Bronze grabs Gold's hand as he begins to dance around her as she ends the dance by picking him up as they fuse together into Copper.

Copper: I forgot how good this feels!

Silver and Iron look at Copper with their jaws dropped open.

Iron: Giant........Woman.

Copper jumps up and down.

Copper: This is so exciting!

Silver: I wanna try fusing!

Copper: Not yet. You have to be ready. And you're not. Maybe sometime soon.

A red light flashes in the room.


Copper: And I think that sometime is now.

Copper unfuses as the team gets ready.


  • Bronze
  • Iron
  • Silver
  • Gold
  • Copper (Debut)
  • Robot


  • Coffee Machine



  • Ores HQ


  • This episode leads directly into the next.
  • Copper debuts in this episode.
  • Calendar Robot's name was changed to just Robot in this episode.
  • It is revealed Gold has bad experiences with fusing.
  • Hard forms are revealed in this episode.

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