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calim: *dance with lapis*

lapis: do we need this? *blushes*

pearl: yes we need to train fusions after these invasions...

calim: *wrong dance and dont fuse*

lapis: GAH *falls*

amethyst: how do you fused with her and cant fuse now?

calim: I dont know... I just did it *sigh*

lapis: dont worry we will repair pity

calim: you will

lapis: *T-T face*

steven: my turn! *dances with calim*

calim: I think we will make Kunzite when fuse..

steven: kunzite?

calim: the fusion with me and your mom.... *gem glows with steven gem*

pearl: OH

amethyst: OMG

garnet: ok

calim and steven tried to fuse, but dont worked

steven: ahm...I want to be Kunzite!

pearl: dont worry steven, fusion is hard even for us.

garnet: not for me.

steven: so lets fuse!

garnet: ok. *gem glows*

steven: *gem glows and they dance*

steven: I think is done...

garnet: yeah its done *crash steven into the wall, breaking the wall and falling in front of steven*

pearl: OH MY...OHHH

amethyst: what-OOOOHHH

calim: wha-UHHH

steven: what? Im fused?

???: SAPPHIRE! STEVEN! ARGH! URGH! NO!

sapphire: RUBY CALM DOWN! lets fuse before steven....

steven: *looks at sapphire and ruby* WHO ARE YOU

pearl: its...uhh...

amethyst: GARNETISAFUSION!

pearl: AMETHYST!

amethyst: what?

steven: REALLY?

sapphire: yes

ruby: NO! SAPPHIRE LETS FUSE AGAIN!

sapphire: no

ruby: but but...

sapphire: steven lets fuse

ruby: SAPPHIRE WHAT?

sapphire: we need to teach stevie!

ruby: oh right..

steven: dont touch me!

sapphire:steven, its me, Garnet.

ruby: technically

calim: whoa look he behaved OK after knowing Garnet is a fusion.

calim: *gem glows* oh no

pearl: ?

calim: The geode exploded...

pearl: WHAT?!

calim: don't worry, it don't killed anyone, but not its healing itself making it pieces floats

pearl: so we don't need to worry!

calim: we need. After Geode sucefully heals itself, we will die.

pearl: Garnet is this true- oh nevermind...

ruby: I don't even know!

sapphire: yes. we will all die. we need to stop it right now.

pearl: oh god...SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

Everyone runs to the Warp Pad and teleports to the Geode Area

pearl: soo we need destroy it?

Lapis comes out of nothing

calim: LAPIS! HOW DID YOU-

lapis: if I put my wings around my body, I can become invisible.

calim: ok everybody! summon your weapons and don't let it heal itself!

Lapis comes closer to Calim

lapis: wow, why you are talking soo...rude?

calim: you know, after Rose killing herself for...Steven...Garnet is now the new leader, and since she is unfused...

Calim points to Sapphire and Ruby

calim: someone needs to keep the control here.

steven: *appears with Rose's Sword* YAAAAAAA!!! *throws Scabbard away* *attacks Geode with it*

Only a small scratch appears on the Geode

the final part of the Geode is about to connect...

An giant rain cloud appears on the sky

lapis: WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

amethyst: ha! *summons Whip* no way! *makes Piece immobile with Whip*

amethyst: quickly...someone....do something!

calim hm...we will need a fusion..

sapphire: A FUSION?!

ruby: A FUSION!

calim: Garnet ple-

sapphire: no.

ruby and calim: but...

sapphire: not now.

ruby: *humf*...

calim: ok soo...Ruby fuse with Amethyst

ruby: *sarcastic yey*

Pearl starts to grab the Whip

pearl: go fuse now.

Ruby and Amethyst prepares to dance

They starts to dance, but they have different style and almost don't work but...

THEY FUSED INTO LACQUER

Lacquer: HEY BABE

calim: there is no time! its almost healing!

the Whip gets cutted and dessappears

everyone: OH NO

lacquer: OK! *summons flail*

lacquer: *starts to smash geode*

the Geode explodes

lacquer: hah! tiny pieces cant hurt me!

*a piece get throwned in main eye of lacquer*

lacquer: ounch.

pearl: I think we shold let Lacquer smash everything here...

lacquer: yeah! I don't need help of minions like you!

pearl: thats too much! bye!

calim: wait we are going too!

everyone teleports back to temple

major bill dewey: HEY! *looks at pearl and blushes* you said to remove that....toothpaste in the city!

dewey: ok go remove that toothpaste! *close the door and go away* toothpaste costs $50 already! we dont need free of them!

pearl: ok...

pearl: Sapphire?

sapphire: this would take forever.

Sapphire flies to the bed, and Steven is amazed with her flying

pearl: Lapis?

lapis: I have important things to do *opens temple gate*

pearl: steven? stevenn...?

steven: *playing Problemon* nope.

pearl: Calim....?

calim: sure!

pearl: YESH!

calim: with Sapphire!

pearl: wut?

calim: fusion.

pearl: is fusion really nescesarry? I mean-...

steven: yes

calim: Sapphire so...

sapphire: sure.

They all starts to dance on the floor and...

THEY FUSE INTO IOLITE!

iolite: its even more quickly now! *run to beach city*

pearl: uh..Steven?

steven: *run away* I want to see Calim and Sapphire fused!

*meanwhile*

Iolite: lets start...

steven: HEY CALIM! HEY SAPPHIRE! HEY....

iolite: Iolite.

steven: BLUE PLUMA!

iolite: what?

steven: ARE YOU CALIM? ARE YOU SAPPHIRE?!

iolite: both! now let me work *summons a lot of arrows who can remove toothpaste*

sometime later...

pearl: *picks steven* lets go to the beach, maybe we can stop "annoy" her.

iolite: *removes all toothpaste* done..*looks at beach* oh no

steven: hm..just me see a thing there?

iolite: no something is there-WHOOOAAA

steven: AHHHH

pearl: GAAAHH

lacquer: WHY YOU TRAPPED ME IN THAT PLACE!?

pearl: trapped you?

lacquer: THE WARP POD DESSAPPEARED!

pearl: YOU DESTROYED IT!

lacquer: LIES! *try to smash pearl with flail but iolite blocks*

iolite: pearl...run!

pearl: ok!

lacquer: *kicks iolite*

iolite: OUNCH!

*lacquer tries to attack iolite but she avoids*

iolite: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! *avoids*

lacquer: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SOMETHING? *cut flail and summon a whip*

lacquer: YOU *whip picks Iolite*

lacquer: ARE *summons boxing glove*

iolite: *cut the whip eating it, and vomits in lacquer face*

lacquer: OUNCH! MY MAIN EYE!

iolite: AMETHYST! STOP!

lacuqer: IM NOT AMETHYST NOW, IM LACQUER!

iolite: *calim and sapphire voice at same time* Ruby!

iolite: *sapphire voice* RUBY!

lacquer: *"RUBY!" voice echos in her brain*

lacquer: OUNCHHEHWEHI! *ruby voice* SAFFIREE!

iolite: *sapphire voice* RUBI! *calim voice* you are all spelling wrong

lacquer: NO YOU ARE NOT RUBY, YOU ARE-*ruby voice* RUBYYY! *unfuses*

iolite: *unfuses*

calim: you should remeber that Iolite can FLY and be in GROUND when UNFUSE.

sapphire: sorry *^^' face*

ruby: SAPPHIRE! *runs to sapphire*

amethyst: *falls in pearl arm* sorry P

pearl: no problem.

sapphire and ruby: *kiss theirselfs and do everything blah blah blah*

ruby: do you want to be Garnet now?

sapphire: OF COURSE! *fuses*

garnet: *^^ face*

steven: GARNET! YOU ARE REALLY A FUSION!?

garnet: yes.

lapis: *appears in the air*

calim: LAPIS!

lapis: again, invisible...

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