(Shows Emerald digging. Chrysocolla walks out)
Chrysocolla: Whatcha doin'?
Emerald: Building a pool. (Suddenly hits a rock. He picks it up. It's a glowing heart-shaped stone)
Chrysocolla: What's that?
Emerald: I do not know. (They start to walk inside, but Emerald slips, and the stone is hurled at Garnet. It hits her, and is absorbed by her. She looks at Pearl, and looks in love)
Emerald: I think we have a problem.
Garnet: Pearl, for some reason now, I really like you!
Pearl: MY DREAM COME TRUE! WAAAAAAAAA! (Hugs Garnet)
Emerald: We've got to fix this.
Amethyst: I don't know. Pearl seems to be enjoying this. (Shows Garnet and Pearl frolicking in a flower field)
Amethyst: Let's do this. (Shows them looking at a gem book)
Emerald: Okay, the cure is in a cave, located at the bottom of the ocean. Let's go. (They start to leave, but Pearl stops them)
Pearl: I WILL NOT LET YOU SEPERATE ME FROM MY ONE AND ONLY DREAM! WAAAAAAHHHHH! (Diamond wakes up)
Diamond: You're both girls! It will never work out! Well, I think in other languages she is a he......Anyways, it's just not meant to be! (Pearl charges at him)
Pearl: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! (Diamond whacks her on the head with his staff. She falls to the floor)
Diamond: You guys go. I'll take care of Mrs. Insane. (They leave)
Diamond: It's just you and me. (Pearl throws her spear. Diamond avoids it. He becomes Crystalline, and traps her in a ball of Diamond. She breaks out)
Pearl: THE POWER OF LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN SHOOT AT ME! HRJFUDJEFJDJDJSJEDUSHNEJSSJOWIDGTHSEGWISDHEJCNWI!! (Diamond pulls out a trumpet, and plays it. A rocket shoots out of it, and hits Pearl. She becomes unconscious)
Diamond: BRASS BAZOOKA BABY! WOOOOOOOO! (Does a victory dance on Pearl. Pearl keeps trying to get up, but Diamond keeps stepping on her face. Suddenly, Ronaldo walks in with a suit on)
Ronaldo: Hey Garnet, wanna go to the movies? (Shows Garnet fighting Diamond)
Garnet: Not now! I'm madly in love with Pearl!
Ronaldo: What? I thought what we had was special! (Runs away)
Diamond: Okay.....BRASS BAZOOKA! (Shoots a rocket at Garnet, and she rockets out of the window. It then cuts to Emerald and Chrysocolla at a cave. They start to walk into the cave. They see a pink glow inside the cave. They go inside the cave, and then see a pink bottle)
Emerald: This is it! The love stone reversal spell! (They start to grab it. Suddenly, after they grab it, darts shoot from the ceiling. They run out)
Chrysocolla: We got it!
Emerald(woozy): Yeah.....I think I got hit by one of those darts......Wheeeee......(Faints. It then shows them splattering Garnet with the elixer)
Garnet: What happened?
Diamond: Ronaldo came over and wants to go to the movies.
Garnet: WHAT? (Runs out the door)
Garnet: Ronaldo! WAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!
Diamond: Oh well. See ya. (Episode ends)