|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Air date||When you're reading this.|
|Written by||Sticks the Badger|
|Directed by||Sticks the Badger|
Citrine is acting very depressed, so the Gems try to lift her spirits.
- [The episode opens to the Galaxy Warp]
Star Sapphire: (jumps on a warp pad) Inactive!
Diamond: (jumps on a warp pad) Inactive.
Citrine: (jumps on a warp pad) Inactive. (sighs) Like always....
Ruby: We're safe once more.
Sapphire: Don't you guys ever get tired of Earth? It can be so boring sometimes.
Pyromorphite: Not really, its pretty neat.
Ki: I agree, I find humanity...interesting.
Onyx: (jumps on a warp pad) Inactive.
Emerald: (jumps on a warp pad) Inactive!
Ruby: Okay, everything's the way it should be, let's go.
- [All Gems except Citrine walk toward a warp pad]
Star Sapphire: Citrine, you coming?
Citrine: (sighs and rolls eyes) Fine.
- [The Gems warp away, and cuts to a scene in the Crystal Palace]
Ruby: We need to think of a new strategy.
Emerald: Yeah. (looks inside fridge)
Sapphire: A lot of these Kindergarten Gems have been showing up lately, do you they could be...active again?
Ruby: No, its impossible, we shut those down a long time ago.
Onyx: And by a long time you mean millennia, right?
Ruby: Yes, it seems like it was just yesterday.
Citrine: Not for me.
Star Sapphire: What?
Citrine: You know what.
Star Sapphire: What do I know?
Citrine: Ugh! (walks outside)
Star Sapphire: My god, what is wrong with her? She snaps at me every day, brat.
Sapphire: Don't call people names, even if they are total buttholes, its the wrong thing to do.
Star Sapphire: That's fair.
Ruby: I think she needs some moral support, how about you guys come and show some of your morality?
- [Everyone moans, and all except Sapphire goes into their rooms]
Sapphire: Good luck. (walks into her room)
Ruby: Can't they ever have some empathy?
- [Ruby walks outside, cuts to a scene at The Crab Shack]
Waitress: You may be seated. (gives Pyromorphite, Onyx, and Emerald menus) Here are your menus, we cater mostly crabs, but also a large selection of seafood. Have a good dinner, hope you enjoy! (walks away)
Onyx: (sits down) I love crabs.
Emerald: (sits down) You mean crustaceans.
Onyx: Yeah, whatever. Its just that, a long time ago, when I had my old body-
Emerald: Crustaceans are a very large group of arthropods, usually treated as a subphylum, which includes such familiar animals as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, shrimp, krill and barnacles.
Onyx: Anyways, like I was saying-
Pyromorphite: (sits down, looks at menu) This is an abomination! How can humans feed on such innocent creatures!
Onyx: (looks at menu) Just forget it.
Emerald: Forget what?
Onyx: Sometimes, I wish you guys would pay more attention to me. I have my own problems, too....
Emerald: Get over it.
Pyromorphite: Yeah, we don't really care about your...past.
Emerald: Excuse me, we're ready to order.
- [Waitress walks over]
Waitress: What you boys like?
Emerald: A diet soda, and crab legs.
Pyromorphite: Sea urchins.
Waitress: Alright. (writes on notepad) And what about you?
Onyx: I'm not hungry.
Waitress: Okay, we'll have your food out as soon as possible.
- [She walks away]
Emerald: (looks outisde, and sees Citrine walking) Hey, what's she doing out this late at night?
Pyromorphite: Maybe she's wandering again?
Emerald: I better go get her.
- [Emerald gets up out of his seat]
Pyromorphite: Don't forget we're splitting the check.
- [Cuts to scene of Emerald running towards Citrine]
Emerald: Hey! Wait up!
- [Emerald catches up to Citrine]
Citrine: (mumbling) Not again....
Emerald: Citrine, explain why you're out this late? You know better than that.
Citrine: You sound exactly like Ruby.
Emerald: Ruby is only trying to protect you, just like the rest of us.
Citrine: Can't you just ever...leave me alone?
Emerald: No, we're going home, now. (grabs Citrine's arm, and starts to drag her)
Citrine: Let go of me! (summons her weapon)
Emerald: Don't act like a little baby.
Citrine: (slashes Emerald's eye with a shuriken, knocking him down, while breaking free from his grip, and runs away)
Emerald: (gets up, and rubs eye) Maybe she was right....
- [Emerald starts walking toward The Crab Shack, and the episode ends]
- Sapphire (debut)
- Diamond (debut)
- Ruby (debut)
- Citrine (debut)
- Star Sapphire (debut)
- Ki (debut)
- Pyromorphite (debut)
- Onyx (debut)
- Emerald (debut)