|Season 1A, Episode 4|
Steven: What do we do?
Spike: I don't know, but if we don't contain her then we're dead.
Lapis: But how are we gonna contain her?
Amanda: It doesn't how I'm contained, it just matters what happens to you Crystal Snobs.
Spike: Well actually it's...
Amanda: (casts spell on the four gems sending them to a dark version of beach city)
Dark Beach City
Steven: Everything looks different.
Spike: Hey guys! Look at that.(points to a poster)
Crystal: It says The Evil Gems are better than anyone.
Lapis: That seems really harsh.
Evil Spike: That's the whole point.
Evil Crystal: We love being better than anyone.
Evil Lapis: Obviously.
Evil Steven: We even have our own theme.
Evil Spike: (hands Spike lyrics sheet)
Spike: We are The Evil Gems
Here to enslave your race
and if you think we can't
We'll hit you with a mace
That's why the people of this world
Crystal, Lapis, Spike & Steven!
Crystal: Oh my god!
Lapis: You guys are messed up in the head.
Spike: (shapeshifts into baseball bat and knocks out The Evil Gems)
Spike: I'm ready for this episode to end.(stomps causing the background to break revealing the real Beach City)
Amanda: No! You've escaped my prison.
Lapis: And now you'll be trapped in my prison.
Lapis: (brings water and splashes Amanda whose now wearing water hand cuffs)
Lapis: Now your my prisoner.(makes water drag Amanda under the water)
Spike: Well that was easy.
Steven: I'm gonna have nightmares now.
Spike: We all are.
- Steven Universe
- Spike Jefferson
- Crystal Jefferson
- Lapis Lazuli
- Evil Steven
- Evil Spike
- Evil Crystal
- Evil Lapis